Sunday, May 23, 2004

violent diarrhea,...with a twist!

Has anyone seen the latest Pepto Bismol commercial? I think I am not alone when I say I want to hang with the marketing execs who put together that brilliant piece of advertising.

We start out with five drones in an office in the grips of gastrointestinal hell...nausea, heartburn, upset stomach, indigestion, diarrhea.... And then, poof! In a stroke of chemistry akin to the forces that transform one atom of sodium and one atom of chloride into table salt (NaCl to you symbol lovers) we see jubiliation where there was once discomfort. They go from clutching their bowels to doing the bloody marcarena.

I have got to find out who came up with this ad...my great white whale this information is.

same title as the lousy movie, no mel gibson



I just tried Ransom Riesling 2002, bottled by Ransom Cellars in Salem, Oregon. The skinny is available at their Website, http://www.ransomspirits.com.

Here's what the vendor has to say about its product:

The naming of this bottling is meant to emphasize the sense of delight and fulfillment found in gathering to eat and drink. It is dedicated to the principle that the simple pleasure of sharing wine, food, and company should be enjoyed daily. It is the function of wine and food to enhance fellowship, discussion, and the exchange of ideas. So visit the market, invite over some friends, and raise a toast to health and happiness through good food, conversation, and socializing. Salud!


Now I've never been a giant fan of the Rieslings...they've always been a tad too sugary for me, although not as sickeningly so as Muscat. Ransom does bear a slight resemblance to its distant cousin Welch's grape juice, or even Gerber baby juice when ingested by itself.

However, just as indicated by the sommelier at the local Old Town wineshop, this bottle was the perfect complement to the stellar pad thai concocted by the gourmet cook who doubles as my wife and mother to my child.

The helpful gentleman also informed me that I was committing a giant faux pas in my usual pairing of Chardonnay with Asian food; apparently it is more appropriate to have this with Fetuccine Alfredo or other creamy, buttery staples of traditional European cuisine.

I guess I'll have to grin and bear the carbo-riffic elements of this more sugary blend of vino.

Cheers.