The Excellent Wine with the Ludicrous Label

"Sexy man, sexy man," crooned Mike Meyers, in his digusting prosthetic beer belly and sandy mutton chops, in the brown UPS outfit belonging to the hideously corpulent villain in Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Fat Bastard is also the name of
an excellent Chardonnay that I would recommend to anyone with a hankering for a refreshing, not too sweet blend of wine to go with their dinner.

Now go try it, ya bastard.