The Apprentice > Episode 2 > Who’s Laughing Now?
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MSNBC: Bradford's firing:
Absolutely deserved, Sept. 17, 2004
Good riddance, Bradford, thou of shaved head / goatee marketing sleaze and arrogance up the wazou. Double You Tee Eff were you thinking going up against the Hair and saying that you'd "take one for the team????" You remind me of the quintessential marketing sleazebag who always tries to cajole co-workers into doing his work with entreaties peppered with “hey! buddy!” And it’s funny – these nimrods ALWAYS manage to mangle the name of the person whose favor they’ve set out to curry. By the way, did anyone else do a count on how many times Lenin’s 2nd coming said “step up to the plate?” I asked myself quizzically, “is he referring to the steel plate in his head that accounts for his disingenuous foolhardiness in the boardroom?”
I dunno, I have a soft corner for Ivana…she makes goofy expressions, she cut off the Hair at inopportune times, and yeah, she was a lousy PM. But darn it all to heck if she didn’t look so cute in her little straw hat…I woulda bought some Red Satin gelato from you any day sugar pie.
Subway Stacie – you should give ballsy baldie a 3 foot sandwich for him taking a bullet for your Scary Spice / Michael Jackson amalgam ass…I can’t believe that after the entire room (including Tibor, the maintenance guy) voted to send your crack-addled ass-crack (I Palindrome I) packing, you managed to live to see another day in the house of the rising sun…
Again, Bradford – I hated you from the moment your self-congratulating, happy-ass mug appeared on the screen. I wish you the best in your future endeavors, and hope you take it all in the Mike Tyson’s Punch Out Soda Popinski look-alike contest (btw -- he's the guy chucklin up top...quite eerie, the likeness with our Bradford)
